The Sun: Brit's holiday from Helmut

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1231344.ece

WTF ?! ROFL


Heres the german answer:

http://www.bild.de/BILD/lifestyle/reise/2008/05/brite-bekommt-schadenersatz/wegen-deutscher-im-hotel,geo=4701818.html

"Dear Tommies , you dont want to be on holiday with us ?
No problem. We will play football without u this summer ..... "

:wink:

TcE-EviL wrote:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1231344.ece WTF ?! ROFL

This story made me laugh. I'd much rather stay in a hotel full of Germans than one full of English yobs.

Give me a room full of people enjoying Currywurst and Kölsch any day over a crowd of mouthy wankfucks slurpping down fish and chips and Stella

ich liebe deutschland

TcE-Disc wrote:

TcE-EviL wrote: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1231344.ece WTF ?! ROFL This story made me laugh. I'd much rather stay in a hotel full of Germans than one full of English yobs. Give me a room full of people enjoying Currywurst and Kölsch any day over a crowd of mouthy wankfucks slurpping down fish and chips and Stella ich liebe deutschland

You mean ppl like u???? :D

No I mean like ppl who rant about how their fav football team is better than one someone else likes

Two questions?

A: Do they own the team?

B: Like anyone with half a brain gives a shit

TcE-Disc wrote:

No I mean like ppl who rant about how their fav football team is better than one someone else likes Two questions? A: Do they own the team? B: Like anyone with half a brain gives a shit

Rofl pwned

Oh now don't be starting no wars ... you know you never win against the British!

....

( just joking kids )

TcE-Disc wrote:

No I mean like ppl who rant about how their fav football team is better than one someone else likes Two questions? A: Do they own the team? B: Like anyone with half a brain gives a shit

That second one isn't a question!

These things can be said about anyhtign though :?

Like
A: Are you even remotly German yourself?

B: Does anyone here really cear if you love Germany... apart from maybe evil?

I also love Germany though, secret ninja text.

TcE-MADVILLAINY wrote:

TcE-Disc wrote: No I mean like ppl who rant about how their fav football team is better than one someone else likes Two questions? A: Do they own the team? B: Like anyone with half a brain gives a shit That second one isn't a question! These things can be said about anyhtign though :? Like A: Are you even remotly German yourself? B: Does anyone here really cear if you love Germany... apart from maybe evil? I also love Germany though, secret ninja text.

lol i dont care m8 , its just a place on earth i ve been born , thats all.

TcE-MADVILLAINY wrote:

TcE-Disc wrote: No I mean like ppl who rant about how their fav football team is better than one someone else likes Two questions? A: Do they own the team? B: Like anyone with half a brain gives a shit That second one isn't a question! These things can be said about anyhtign though :? Like A: Are you even remotly German yourself? B: Does anyone here really cear if you love Germany... apart from maybe evil? I also love Germany though, secret ninja text.

LOL Mad. :lol:

ROFL at Ninja text :lol: :lol:

TcE-EviL wrote:

lol i dont care m8 , its just a place on earth i ve been born , thats all.

Yeah true man... you still might care though. 8O

TcE-Disc wrote:

LOL Mad. :lol: ROFL at Ninja text :lol: :lol:

I'm glad you took it on the light and funny side man, I though after I posted no one was going to see my sarcasm or joke like usual. :lol:

Its right though, disc says that become he wants anal fistage with germany, he can speak it a bit and read it etc, but if you dont have a clue how to speak it or read it id be pretty pissed off, no matter what language, but not you discccccccccccccccccccccc u fuck head!!!!!! :P

my grandfather was in dunkirk some decades ago, where he says where lots
of british people whos language he couldnt understand, but he didnt complained... :D ( o o boeser
is causing himself some serious trouble :D )

nah, i like that disc likes germany as i like england and people that like that
germans and english people can get along with each other, so after all, why dont
we like each other even when being on holiday... ? there are enough nerds
in both countries that act strangely. word.

and evil : ur a traitor to the fatherland, i will have u shoot or send to the ostfront :D :D STAND STILL !!

TcE-CoLeZ wrote:

Its right though, disc says that become he wants anal fistage with germany, he can speak it a bit and read it etc, but if you dont have a clue how to speak it or read it id be pretty pissed off, no matter what language, but not you discccccccccccccccccccccc u fuck head!!!!!! :P

LOL :lol:

I see what your trying to get across, however...

... I bet that guy didn't even ask for things to be explained in english he just saw "£££££££ KERCHING REFUND £££££££" I bet his kids don't even communicate in the Queen's English just Chav/ Emo mumbling, so he should be used to non English speakers. Just go into any McDonalds, Burger King, Domino's etc in the UK and good luck getting them thick fucks to understand or speak English and they're all born here and are British passport holders.

Typical of the SUN newspaper to talk about Sunloungers and towels, they had to do that to appeal to the knuckle dragging average Sun Reader. I'm surprised that they didn't make more reference to the war.

But anyway, Yes I do speak and read German enough to communicate in everyday life, and I found that if I had any difficulty with some things that most German ppl would meet me halfway or explain fully in English.



I rest my case.

I bet youd even have a twang over the pillow mint being german ! hehe

so the sun is the british "Bild"?
because then i can just agree with discy about the readers of that newspaper :D