COLEYS KARAOKE BANANZA DATE ANNOUNCED

Posted:Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:39 am

Free entry with flyer.
PM TcE-Colez or TcE-Kryten for the ts ip and password of the evening.

Coley "The Inactive Chav" has not acquired a license to serve alcoholic beverages sorry.

I have an Aga, what do you have?

'My passions are excellent Scotch, moustache grooming, gourmet cooking, sword fighting, mountaineering, shaving with a straight razor, Cuban cigars, and making love to beautiful women.'

Posted:Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:41 am

HAHAHA N1 Mad

Posted:Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:17 pm

I cant wait for this !

WoooooooooooooT im 1st and ill be singing: drum roll.......

James Blunt - You're Beautiful

Posted:Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:05 pm

Sounds good Russian, II will be singing Take On Me by A-Ha. Thanks for doing this for us Coley "The Inactive Chav", you've been so modist in your reponse to this post.

I have an Aga, what do you have?

'My passions are excellent Scotch, moustache grooming, gourmet cooking, sword fighting, mountaineering, shaving with a straight razor, Cuban cigars, and making love to beautiful women.'

Posted:Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:20 pm

Candle In the Wind
Elton John
Lyrics by Lez "The Inactive Chav"

Goodbye Coley "The Inactive Chav" Cole
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a hacker in novaworld
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your skillzz ever did.

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Lincoln created a superhacker
And getting banned was the price you paid
Even when you died
You moaned like fuck
All the papers had to say
Was that Kryten was found in the nude

Goodbye Coley "The Inactive Chav" Cole
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than an aimboter
More than just our super hacker.

I will be singing this, i've written my own version just in case anyone wanted to join in.

Posted:Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:58 pm

Katy Perry - Ur so gay
Lyrics: Katy Perry

For Lezbian Wink

I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you rather myspace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With some one that wears more makeup than...

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...
doo doo doo da day
la la la
you're so gay
you're so gay
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull em down and
There's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no...
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... penis

Posted:Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:40 pm

Thats some deep song writing.

Posted:Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:56 am

now Coley "The Inactive Chav" has to come online, but which if his 20000 aliases will he come as oh the tension

Posted:Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:38 pm

Piss poor turnout, only me............ Then again this is the TcE TS server, what else would anyone expect.

Last edited by TcE-LeZ on Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:33 am; edited 1 time in total

Posted:Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:52 am

I turned up too !

You guys are miserable Wankers i really don't know why i bother with you lot.

Posted:Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:46 am

i bet it was well worth it past 10 ye, bout as worth it as it would be when i came on at 6

Posted:Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:41 pm

I thought it was a joke lol, I didnt think you were all gonna be going on, did anyone sing lol

Posted:Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:56 pm

me and Lez "The Inactive Chav" were singing to each other and we even done a few duets.

We even had to sing each other to sleep because we was so sad with the turnout.

Posted:Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:50 pm

Simon Cowell came on and offered me and Rus a £5 million 2 album record deal, not such a JOKE is it now Curley.

Posted:Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:34 pm

Haha it defiinately isnt!!


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