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CHELSEA have been stunned after they were banned from signing any players until 2011.
FIFA found the Blues guilty of inducing teenager Gael Kakuta to breach his contract with Lens in 2007.

Midfielder Kakuta has also been ordered to pay £682,000 to the French club and banned from playing for FOUR months.

The 18-year-old joined Chelsea two years ago after which Lens lodged a complaint with FIFA.

Now FIFA's dispute resolution chamber (DRC) has ruled that Kakuta breached his contract with Lens and that the Blues encouraged him to do so.

In a statement, FIFA said: "The DRC found that the player had indeed breached a contract signed with the French club.

"Equally, the DRC deemed it to be established that the English club induced the player to such breach.

"As a result the player was condemned to pay compensation in the amount of £680,000, for which the club, Chelsea, is jointly and severally liable.

"Sporting sanctions were also imposed on both the player and Chelsea in accordance with art. 17 par. three and four of the Regulations on the Status and Transfer of Players.

"A restriction of four months on his eligibility to play in official matches is imposed on the player Gael Kakuta.

"Chelsea are banned from registering any new players, either nationally or internationally, for the two next entire and consecutive registration periods following the notification of the present decision.

"Furthermore, Chelsea, has to pay RC Lens training compensation in the amount of £113,000."

The Blues have the right to appeal against the decision and take the case to the Court of Arbitration for Sport in Lausanne.

Given the severity of the punishment, it is almost certain the club will take that course of action.

Kakuta, a skillful left-winger, is viewed as Chelsea's most promising young player.

He ended his first season as top scorer in the youth side and was voted the academy's player of the year.

His second season was brought to an abrupt end in February by a double fracture of his ankle.

golden oldies have to last a bit longer then

Oh thats a kick in the cock!

But they will still beat MAN U with a OAP team.