COLEYS KARAOKE BANANZA DATE ANNOUNCED

HAHAHA N1 Mad

I cant wait for this !

WoooooooooooooT im 1st and ill be singing: drum roll.......

James Blunt - You're Beautiful

Sounds good Russian, II will be singing Take On Me by A-Ha. Thanks for doing this for us Coley, you've been so modist in your reponse to this post.

Candle In the Wind
Elton John
Lyrics by LeZ

Goodbye Coley Cole
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a hacker in novaworld
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your skillzz ever did.

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Lincoln created a superhacker
And getting banned was the price you paid
Even when you died
You moaned like fuck
All the papers had to say
Was that Kryten was found in the nude

Goodbye Coley Cole
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something more than an aimboter
More than just our super hacker.


I will be singing this, i've written my own version just in case anyone wanted to join in.

Katy Perry - Ur so gay
Lyrics: Katy Perry

For Lezbian

I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you rather myspace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With some one that wears more makeup than...

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...
doo doo doo da day
la la la
you're so gay
you're so gay
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull em down and
There's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no...
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... penis

TcE-LeZ wrote:

Candle In the Wind Elton John Lyrics by LeZ Goodbye Coley Cole Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on the treadmill And they made you change your name And it seems to me you lived your life Like a hacker in novaworld Never knowing who to cling to When the rain set in And I would have liked to have known you But I was just a kid Your candle burned out long before Your skillzz ever did. Loneliness was tough The toughest role you ever played Lincoln created a superhacker And getting banned was the price you paid Even when you died You moaned like fuck All the papers had to say Was that Kryten was found in the nude Goodbye Coley Cole From the young man in the 22nd row Who sees you as something more than an aimboter More than just our super hacker. I will be singing this, i've written my own version just in case anyone wanted to join in.

now coley has to come online, but which if his 20000 aliases will he come as oh the tension

Piss poor turnout, only me............ Then again this is the TcE TS server, what else would anyone expect.

I turned up too !

You guys are miserable Wankers i really don't know why i bother with you lot.

i bet it was well worth it past 10 ye, bout as worth it as it would be when i came on at 6

I thought it was a joke lol, I didnt think you were all gonna be going on, did anyone sing lol

TcE-CoLeZ wrote:

I thought it was a joke lol, I didnt think you were all gonna be going on, did anyone sing lol

me and Lez were singing to each other and we even done a few duets.

We even had to sing each other to sleep because we was so sad with the turnout.

Simon Cowell came on and offered me and Rus a £5 million 2 album record deal, not such a JOKE is it now Curley.

TcE-LeZ wrote:

Simon Cowell came on and offered me and Rus a £5 million 2 album record deal, not such a JOKE is it now Curley.

Haha it defiinately isnt!!